Wednesday, 29 August 2012

As one chapter ends, another begins!



I should probably start by providing an explanation as to my lack of communication over the past month; it all comes down to a small piece of poorly made plastic.  My original laptop charger lasted three years, finally breaking here in China.  The Macbook charger is magnetic, fitting snugly and easily into the entrance of my laptop.  When the last one broke I purchased a new one from Xi’an’s biggest electronics department; it’s also a minefield of stalls and stores selling goods both fake and real.  I purchased a fake one, which seemed to work fine, for a while at least.  After three months, however, it broke in exactly the same way the old one did: the wire became detached from its magnetic counterpart.  Being tight-fisted I decided to buy another fake one, which lasted an incredible three days.  Finally, I gave in and bought a real one for 628 kuai.  That’s over £60, which is expensive back home, so it’s ridiculously expensive here, taking a sizeable chunk out of my pay check.


            My first semester at Aston is coming to an end and it’s a strange feeling knowing that originally I would have been going home in little more than a few weeks.  It seems that now I’ve signed my name onto a one-year contract everything feels … a bit heavier.  Initially this was a short break before settling into a career back home, but now my plans have completely changed. This semester has been a roller coaster ride of experiences and emotions.  I’ve grown close to a lot of people both Western and Chinese.  I’ll be gutted to see many of these people return home, but for the majority, working at Aston or being a TEFL teacher is generally more of a short-term job or experience.  Despite the language barrier it’s easy to attach yourself onto people here and become friends.  For example, I see cleaners and other staff members here at Aston whenever I come into work.  They can’t speak a word of English and I can regurgitate some very poorly spoken Chinese, but despite the distance between us we’ve laughed and grown closer as the semester has progressed.


            I’ve been seeing a lot of my Western friends lately, trying to squeeze in as much time as possible with them before they leave.  The other week I went on a trip with Jonnie to a near by city called Baoji.  We took a high-speed train there, which took about 2 hours and cost about 40 kuai.  Upon arrival we were disappointed to discover there was very, very little to do (if at anything at all).  Just to be sure we weren’t missing anything we contacted a friend from Baoji and asked, “What’s the best thing to do here?”  To which they replied, “Try the cold noodles”, and, “Take the number 9 bus around the city”.  At first I thought this was a joke. “Take the number 9 bus … to see anything in particular?”  “Nope”.  As you can guess, our trip to Baoji didn’t last long and after 3 hours we were on our way back home.  The trip would have been even shorter if we didn’t need to wait 1 hour for the return leg of our journey.

            There was also a leaving party for Jonnie/welcoming party for Jorge’s girlfriend recently.  I won’t offend her by incorrectly spelling her name out on here!  I arrived late as I had been invited - for the first time - to a Chinese friend’s home for dinner.  They were incredibly welcoming and I had a great time.  My friend is called Will and his family treated me to a banquet of food.  They made sure I tried all the dishes before they had any of the food themselves, and they were also sure to get my opinion on each and every dish individually.  It’s fair to say the food was amazing and my first experience of visiting a Chinese person’s home was terrific.  My only disappointment was that it took me almost 6 months to make it into a Chinese person’s home for dinner!


            So afterwards I arrived at the party late and everything had well and truly kicked into gear.  The moment I walked in a beer was put in my hand and it didn’t take long to catch up with everyone else.  We danced and sang in Jonnie and Jorge’s home, which then continued as we went onto KTV.  This was my second time visiting KTV and we didn’t leave until at least 5 in the morning … when we were asked to vacate the premises.  Nobody felt well the next day, which was made worse by the fact that Jonnie and I had to be at the police station for 9 a.m. to deal with our Chinese visas.  I don’t want to see the I.D. photos the police took of us that day, ever.



            Anyway, as time draws to an end, people are moving on: Jorge now has his girlfriend to accompany him; Brian has a one year working-holiday visa for Australia; Andy and his girlfriend, Jonah, are having a baby and moving to Canada to be with Jonah’s family; Jonnie is going to Beijing and then heading back home to settle into a career.  These have been my closest friends here and I will always remember them as a fundamental part of my experience in China.  Thank you.  


Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Hello - Goodbye

It was only a few weeks ago I was saying how normal everything had become, but in the blink of an eye everything’s changed and a few more weeks have flown by.  The pace of life in Xi’an is rapid: the weather is changing day-by-day; I’ve learnt to play the oldest Chinese game in the world, Majiang; I’ve had more adventures with Aston colleagues and my family has come and gone.  Never before has my life been so hectic, but I love it, because there’s never a dull moment.  It’s not peaches and cream 24/7, as any expat will tell you: “You’ll have your good days and you’ll have your bad days.  Some days you’ll hate China and some days you’ll love China.  And just when you think you’ve seen it all, just when you think you understand this place, it’ll catch you off guard and surprise you one more time.”
Summer is here, bringing with it an intense amount of heat, sunshine, and oddly, umbrellas.  Many Chinese women don’t like to tan, so when the sun comes out, so does their umbrellas.  As it gets hotter it also becomes more and more risky eating from the local barbeques.  Some of these places are unsanitary at the best of times, with meat being left unrefrigerated for hours on end.  Combine this with the rising temperatures and you’ve got a glorious safe-haven for all kinds of inglorious bacteria (not that the locals seems to care).
My Chinese lessons at Aston have finished, providing me with a great grounding and teaching me a lot of essential, survival Chinese.  I’ve retained at least half of what was covered and it’s proved extremely helpful for everyday transactions; it’s amazing what you can achieve knowing a minute amount.  I love using what I know everyday and it’s reaffirmed the decision for me to continue learning Chinese at university in September.
In addition to teaching us Chinese, our teachers also taught Andy, Brian and I to play Majiang.  Majiang is probably one of the oldest games in the world, not to mention extremely simple.  If any of you know how to play Rummy then you’ll pick up Majiang in a flash.  The only reason this game is alien to many in the West is probably because of the Chinese characters it employs.  To be quite honest though, it’s still possible to play it knowing only a few of the characters.  In the grand scheme of the game the meaning behind the characters isn’t that important.  We learnt to play the game within a few hours, and when my Dad arrived in China a few weeks ago, we passed on what we’d learnt to him too.
During my Dad’s stay he got a real taste for life in Xi’an, but more importantly for him, he got a real taste for my life in Xi’an.  He saw my apartment, my hangouts and many of my friends.  I took him to our local restaurants, barbeques and bars.  Not to mention the tourist attractions: Xi’an’s city wall, Dayan Ta (The Big Goose Pagoda) and Bing Ma Yong (The Terracotta Warriors).  Purely by coincidence, the week of my Dad’s arrival, a group of Aston teachers had planned to visit the Zhashui caves.  The caves are located about an hour or so outside of Xi’an, but having to get three separate buses more than doubled the journey’s length.  As I’ve said before, nothing here is ever simple!  Especially when you’re dealing with an incredibly difficult language barrier.


Despite our lengthy journey, our efforts were rewarded upon arrival at the caves, as staggering, breath-taking mountains greeted us.  Little did we know, however, we would soon be left literally staggering and breathless, as we had to climb hundreds of steep stairs in order to reach the entrance to the caves.  The caves were magnificent, juxtaposing a journey of small crevices, elongated stalagmites and large, black, empty spaces.  The caves were lit up by shades of blues, greens and pinks.  Overall, this had quite a positive effect, but there were times when this artificiality hindered the natural beauty of the surroundings.  Mind you, considering the scale and beauty of the caves – not to mention the need for light of some sort – this was easily forgivable.



Before I knew it, it was time for my Dad to leave and the very next day my Mum, her partner, Mel, Mel’s daughter, Helen, and my brother, Neal, were due to arrive in Beijing.  Whilst they toured China’s capital I worked and met them a few days later in Xi’an.  There stay in Xi’an didn’t get off to a great start.  Many of the taxi drivers wanted nothing to do with the laowai (foreigners) and there copious amounts of luggage.  We were also hindered further by the piece of paper displaying their hotel address; most of the taxi drivers assume it’ll be written in English and drive off, or some of them are unable to read and pretend to be completely clueless as to where it is.  Eventually we arrived at their hotel and after settling in I took them to a local bar.  They’d only been in Xi’an an hour or so by this point, but already they could see some clear differences between Xi’an and Beijing.  The biggest difference, they noticed, concerned Xi’an’s interaction with Westerners.
A "charming" toilet sign
Despite Xi’an’s history as an international hub and former capital of China, it is still very wary of foreigners.  In some cases, this wariness borders on distrust, even dislike.  Having lived here for almost five months I’ve come to observe and interpret this spatial detachment for myself.  China and the entire West really are, in many ways, worlds apart in terms of both language and culture.  When travelling much of Europe you are often able to find someone that speaks a small amount of English, or there are sometimes some linguistic similarities that allow you to culturally cross borders and transfer some sort of meaning with an interlocutor.  This doesn’t work in China; Chinese and English are two completely separate languages in almost every way.  Thus, slowing your pace of speech and shouting may sometimes work in the Western world, but in China, it will do little more than offend or embarrass someone.  Furthermore, you’ve only done yourself an injustice, because you’ve managed to enact the exact stereotype of an ignorant Western foreigner from the eyes of the Chinese.
Xi’an has a lot of history and is quite a traditional city, especially in comparison to other major cities such as Shanghai and Beijing.  From what I know of Shanghai, it seems to attract big business, so this industrialisation has probably furthered it’s pace of modernisation and also Westernisation in comparison to Xi’an.  There are far fewer Westerners in Xi’an, which is why Westerners are still treated in such an alien manner, with people staring and making “laowai” comments every time a Westerner steps outside the tourist spots.  There are some days when this can be extremely annoying, but if you let it get to you all the time, you’d go mad.
After taking my mum and co. on more or less exactly the same tour I’d given my Dad, I travelled with them to Hong Kong.  Wow… What a city.  Hong Kong surpassed my expectations from the word go.  The flight into HK paints a picturesque image of a city spread over multiple, beautiful islands, which are intricately connected via spaghetti-like-highways.  Everybody surrounding you speaks or understands English, even if it’s only a small amount.  Trust me, after coming from a city like Xi’an this is a luxury that makes life a hell of a lot of easier.  In many ways it can’t be compared to the rest of China, because it is completely different in so many respects.  After meeting with an old school mate in HK I think it’d be fair to say that the locals wouldn’t want to be compared to the rest of China.  Similarly, the Welsh/Scottish/Irish wouldn’t want to be called/compared to the English.
It was great to see my entire family, despite the fact it flew by far too quickly.  It’s hard not knowing when I’m going to see them and many others again, but this is why my life here is so hectic: by keeping busy I’m keeping my mind off of home and preventing homesickness from settling in.  Come September I’ll start university once more and embark on a four year Mandarin degree – I don’t think I’m going to have time to think about much else!

Monday, 11 June 2012

Is the adventure over?

Summer in Xi'an
For those I haven’t told, I’m going to be extending my stay in China.  Before I explain why, I just want to say sorry to those I’ve hurt back home with this news.  None of this was ever planned.
            This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make and it’s been on my mind for a while now.  I’ve been thinking about what I can expect when I get back to the UK and in my mind it doesn’t seem to paint an optimistic picture.  Whilst the UK and much of the West struggle to get their economies back on their feet, China is on the rise.  Thinking back four months ago, lying in bed and waiting to start this trip, I remember reading the news.  I remember reading about a bleak economy and a distinct lack of jobs, regardless of what you’d studied or achieved at university.  Taking a glance at BBC news today, not much has changed.
            It’s made me take a more serious look at my life here, what I’m doing now and what I could do if I worked hard enough.  I currently work Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday all day.  The real irony is that I earn more than four times what most of the locals earn working a full week.  Not to mention the fact that I have my accommodation paid for, free Chinese lessons and a contract completion bonus.  However, despite the benefits of living in Xi’an and working for a school like Aston, I don’t see this as a career (at least not yet).  It is, however, a great stepping-stone, which is why I did it in the first place.
Probably the coolest kid in Aston!
            After contemplating my future more seriously I’ve begun to realise the full potential of the situation I’m in and what I could be doing with my time.  Working in China as a Westerner is, well, too easy.  The opportunities to earn a decent living wage (by Chinese standards) are great.  You can earn anywhere between 100-300 kuai an hour teaching English privately; that’s between £10-30.  By my standards that’s a lot of money, but by Chinese standards that’s silly money.  The opportunities to earn a lot increase tremendously if you can speak Mandarin too.  I know, I know – easier said than done.
Xi'an "Jiaoda"
           Like I said though, I work Fri-Sun, leaving my weeks completely free.  Therefore, I’ve decided to enrol at Xi’an Jiaotong University to study Mandarin as an undergraduate degree, starting in September.  Apparently each term is four months long and the year is split into two terms, providing me with four months off a year.  Lectures run from 8 a.m. – 12 p.m. and so this leaves me with the rest of the day to revise and still have some free time.  The biggest contrast to the first six months of working here without studying formally will definitely be the amount of free time I have, which will be next to nothing.
            As I’ve mentioned previously, Mandarin Chinese uses a character based writing system.  There are over 60,000 characters in Mandarin.  You’re not expected to know all of these, or even half.  Few Chinese people do.  It’s said that you can get by on approximately 5000 characters; this will allow you to read everyday symbols, signposts and newspapers.  Any specific or more professional/technical areas will obviously require further revision.  If I wanted to set myself a challenge then I’ve certainly done that.
            I guess a part of me isn’t ready to come back yet either.  I think I’ve still got some growing up to do and this experience definitely has a lot to offer in terms of my own self-development.  One of the biggest realisations I’ve come to is just how young I am.  When I first arrived in Xi’an I had a lot of surprised and supportive comments from people saying how “brave” they thought I was for doing this at the age of twenty-two.  They say brave, I call it naivety and perhaps a slight lack of direction.  There are, however, people here who are 10 years my age and have lost none of their desire to continue travelling.  In conversations with people like these I’ve realised it’s never too late to continue studying and directing, or redirecting, your future in the manner to which you see fit.
            Obviously, the hardest thing about all of this – besides the distinct leap of faith – are the sacrifices I’ve had to make in turn.  I’ve now given up everything to be here.  I’ve given up the one thing that meant more to me than anything in the else world.  I hate myself for that, I’m sorry.  I hope things get easier for both of us and I hope I don’t live to regret the decisions I’ve made. I’m also gutted I won’t be seeing my family and friends for what could be a very, very long time.  If you’re ever stopping over, don’t hesitate to look me up and don’t be a stranger.  I’ll try my best to keep in contact.  I hope you do the same.

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Wo shì lǎoshī


I’ve never spoken as much Chinese as I have in the last week or so.  Since previously updating my blog, a good friend from home has been and gone, meaning I did 90% of the communication.  Obviously this meant visiting and (in some cases) revisiting certain tourist areas.  Nonetheless, this (re)experience was very different from the first…
            My friend Chris, who I have known since I was eight years old, flew to China recently for a two-week, whirlwind tour of China.  Chris’ holiday began in Beijing, where he encountered the food, the culture and Chinese people trying to take whatever they can get from you.  Due to an adverse mixture of positive and negative experiences in the capital city, he left somewhat disappointed.  Listening to his personal experience I’m glad I didn’t choose Beijing as my initial city of choice.  I say this for two reasons: firstly, it doesn’t seem foreigner friendly, and secondly, it’s so easy to get conned when you don’t understand or know anything about the country you’re going to.  We’ve all heard the stories and none of us want our own one to share.
            Things didn’t improve much on the way to Xi’an.  Various tattooed, scarred, Chinese men (probably gang members) approached Chris and questioned him intensely on his nice, shiny iPhone.  After which they strongly recommended he rest – how nice of them right?  Understandably, this scared the bejesus out of him, so he went and spoke to the train guard.  Clearly, by this point, Chris had not yet grasped the fact that only a minute amount of people in China speak English.  Even if they did understand him, there’s no guarantee they’d even want to help the lǎowài - I think I’ve defined lǎowài previously, but just in case, this is an out-dated term that is still commonly used in some parts of China.
            The long and the short of the story is that Chris alighted at an unknown train station, where he had the joy of sitting and waiting for a good five hours for an alternative train to come.  When he finally arrived in Xi’an, we went straight to a local German bar to catch up.  As I mentioned, we’ve known each most of our lives, so we spoke, laughed and drank a couple of beers as if nothing had changed.  We might as well have been sitting outside a pub, on the beach, back in Portsmouth; it wouldn’t have mattered.
            Later in the evening, accompanied by Brian and Andy, I took Chris to the local barbeque that I went to on my first night in the flat.  We always promote this place to newcomers, so I was relieved to hear that Chris strongly approved of the food (not to mention the price).  Chinese barbeques are extremely popular in Xi’an, especially during the summer months.  Everybody moves their miniature, family-owned restaurants out onto the pavements for customers to sit, eat and drink in the sun.
From here we went to “Nán Mēn”, or South Gate; its European bars and hostels make it an extremely popular hotspot for Westerners.  Just outside of the gate is a small garden bar, complemented by a lake and some old, decrepit pool tables - this was where the night really began.  Under the setting sun, beers in hand, we played pool and my new friends became well acquainted with an old friend.  I’ll spare the details, but suffice to say, everyone enjoyed the evening.
The next morning, feeling a little worse for wear, I forced Chris out of bed and took him to Bīng Mă Yŏng – Xi’an’s biggest tourist attraction.  Bīng Mă Yŏng may be Xi’an’s biggest tourist attraction, but after the reunion the night before, it definitely wasn’t the most exciting.  The Terracotta Warriors are renowned in Xi’an and are a must see for any tourist.  Thus, don’t let any of the following comments put you off going there - however pessimistic they may seem.  Walking towards the museum entrance we were bombarded by inflated, tourist prices, expensive, tourist guides and grandiose, tourist architecture.  I’ve used this word grandiose on numerous occasions when describing much of the architecture in China, but it seems especially fitting here. 
The museum stretches over a sizeable area, with various different buildings in distant areas.  As with my earliest experience of China, in Beijing Airport, the size of the grounds and the scale of the architecture make you feel incredibly small.  Furthermore, it makes you feel as if the “popular” tourist attraction isn’t that “popular” after all, because you’re surrounded by a vast amount of, well, nothingness.  Having paid 150 kuai, we entered the museum, or at least we entered an entrance; the museum itself was yet to be seen.  After stumbling around and trying to discover some sense of direction, we took the tourist transportation over to the warriors’ location, a few minutes away.
Chris and I, in all our wisdom, had decided not to get a tour guide; this may have somewhat hindered our experience of Xi’an’s biggest tourist attraction.  We had very little idea of the history behind the warriors and so we struggled to realise the significance of much of what we were seeing.  As it happens, I had done a small amount of research on the sight.  If I understand correctly, the core principles behind The Terracotta Warriors are: (1) the fact that each terracotta statue is unique, displaying individual faces; (2) previous emperors would bury real people in tombs, but this particular emperor felt that this was wasteful and thus, The Terracotta Warriors were built instead; (3) this emperor not only helped to standardise Chinese, but he also helped to unite China.  There you have it.
In between our antics and poor efforts towards sightseeing I was attempting to teach Chris some basic Chinese.  I’m probably not the best teacher, seeing as I can barely speak the language myself.  Despite this, I did manage to (sort of) teach Chris the phrase, “I don’t speak English”, which translates as, “wǒ búhuì shuō yīngwen”.  Chinese people seemed slightly bemused when he uttered this phrase, but then Chris was left bereft when they replied in Chinese and he was unable to reply.
Chris stayed in Xi’an less than three days, which flew by in the blink of an eye.  He left on the Friday for a city named Chengdu (home of the pandas), at which point I had to work anyway, but we planned to meet each other in Shanghai on the Monday, ready for four more days of antics and further attempts at sightseeing.  Needless to say, when we did see each other in Shanghai, the story became very similar…
Shanghai's "amazing" Sightseeing Tunnel
One of the main features of Chris’ trip, as expected, was the language barrier.  It reminded me of myself only three months before and it showed me just how far I’ve come with my Chinese.  Don’t get me wrong, I only know a small amount, but sometimes it’s amazing what you can do knowing only a little.  The level of English in Shanghai is generally superior to Xi’an’s anyway, and so to a certain extent you don’t need Chinese as much.  In many ways, it’s a city that, like Hong Kong, does not reflect the rest of China.  Hong Kong is very much “Westernised”, and it seems like Shanghai isn’t far behind.
            What this also means, however, is a higher cost of living.  Making Shanghai quite an expensive city to visit, or at least in comparison to living and working here in Xi’an.  The clearest evidence of this is when you go out to buy food, drink and – one of Shanghai’s largest attractions – items from the fake markets.   We ventured out in search of one of these markets, and what we found was a four-story building with hundreds of tiny shops, selling exactly the same thing.  Over the course of a few hours we explored the market and lost count of the number of times we heard the phrases, “You want to buy fake watch/polo/ray-bans/shorts/lighter/dvd/shoes”.  I purposely haven’t paraphrased that as a question, because it definitely never sounded like one.
            The real advantage over my last trip to Shanghai was a greater confidence with Chinese and, in particular, the Chinese numbers.  Not to mention a greater knowledge of what the items at the fake market were actually worth.  This made haggling especially easy and extremely enjoyable too.  After telling the shop owners (in Chinese) that I lived and worked in Xi’an as an English teacher the prices were automatically halved.  Then, using the Chinese numbers I was able to haggle at prices below that of the Westerners around me, and the shop owners were more likely to oblige, knowing that the other foreigners were (more than likely) unable to understand.  Happy days.
            After racking up a ridiculous spend of 800 kuai in the fake market we left.  I’d purchased everything from t-shirts, jumpers and polos, to “Toms” shoes, bags and family presents.  That evening we ventured out again to dabble in Shanghai’s awesome nightlife.  By this point we’d made a couple of friends at the hostel, both of which were from Australia, but hey, nobody’s perfect.  I don’t want to repeat myself, so like I said before, the story from here is similar to that of our evenings in Xi’an.  Except this time, being in Shanghai, the evenings were so much better, because Shanghai’s nightlife definitely has more to offer.
Shanghai Hot Pot
            There’s an indiscrete and inherent problem here.  I think the reason I like Shanghai and its nightlife so much is because it provides a slight sense of being back in the West, but with a Chinese twist.  However, there are times when it’s too Westernised.  One evening we met some Chinese people that spoke amazing English – almost to the point of fluency.  They decided to show Chris, the two Australians and I around some of Shanghai’s hotspots.  Early on in the night they took us to a bar literally crammed with people.  The majority of the crowd were Western and very, very drunk.  There were also some Western girls there, wearing almost next to nothing…  We clocked on pretty quickly as to what kind of bar we’d been brought to.  We told our new Chinese friends that we’d come to China to experience China and not seedy bars with old, drunken, Western men trying to buy young Western girls.  For a moment that put me off Shanghai; although I like its Western/Eastern mix, I wouldn’t want to see it continue in that direction and lose its roots completely.
            Four days passed and it was time to say goodbye to Chris again.  Similarly to our greeting, we parted ways as if we were going to see each other again in a few days.  This wasn’t going to happen; he flew to Hong Kong, where he spent the final days of his Chinese adventure, and I flew to Xi’an to resume my own.

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Stir it up


Sorry it’s been awhile since my last update, but as usual, things have been hectic and a lot has happened since I last wrote on here.  In this blog I’ll be rambling about an awful trip to a town named Ankang, my first experience of a Chinese wedding and a Mexican festival named Cinco de Mayo.  It’s also close to midnight and I’m due to leave for Shanghai tomorrow morning (again), so forgive me if this blog is short and sweet!
High Spirits
            Last week a friend and fellow expat here in Xi’an organised a trip to a town named Ankang.  Ankang is approximately three hours away and we’d chosen to hire a mini bus for the journey.  The plan involved renting a boat and travelling from island to island within a large valley near the town, which would have been great, if it wasn’t for the weather.  Up until now it’s rained seldom here, so the fact it rained on this particular day was nothing short of unlucky.  Upon leaving Xi’an the sky was starting to cloud over and as we drew closer to Ankang the weather seemed to be escalating towards a glorious disappointment.  However, despite the ominous weather, our spirits were still high.  
The drive to Ankang was picturesque.  Mountains surround and engulf you for miles, which is disrupted slightly by some lonely, run-down and supposedly empty looking houses.  I’d like to hope they’re empty, due to a distinct lack of windows and no obvious signs of life within close proximity (knowing China this is probably a false hope).  As well as driving past mountains, the drive also involves going through the mountains, sometimes for at least 15 minutes at a time.  God knows how long it took China to tunnel through mountains of that scale.  Mind you, if the tower block outside my apartment is anything to go by, then it couldn’t have been that long, at least not by Western standards.  You know you’ve got a committed work force when they literally don’t stop working.
We arrived in Ankang and as predicted the heavens opened.  It didn’t rain; it poured.  Suddenly the idea of jumping on a boat didn’t seem so attractive anymore.  By this point it was about 1 p.m. and so we decided to order some food and a crate of beer for the boat trip.  We ordered the food, which came about an hour later.  The food itself looked questionable, but as I’ve said before, I’ve given up asking questions and now I just consume regardless.  When in Rome… The food was OK at best, and we were given a bowl of fish soup, which none of us remember ordering.  I say fish soup, but I literally mean a fish plopped in the middle of a bowl of water with tofu and a few other random ingredients.  Needless to say, it wasn’t the most popular dish.
It turns out that the fish was soon to be our downfall, as the restaurant owners decided to take us for a ride and charge us 150 kuai for a fish we didn’t even order.  Reluctantly, we paid for the pitiful fish and went on our way, with one of the group acquiring an ashtray as a memento for the trouble.  The dock wasn’t far from the restaurant, but it involved going through a gate - a gate that was charging everyone in the minibus 10 kuai per head to pass through.  We parked the mini bus and as we were departing we were then informed of another 20 kuai charge parking fee.  Bear in mind our parking space was practically adjacent to the gate we’d just come through - by this point I was beginning to sense a pattern.
After our numerous over-priced incidents we finally purchased a rental boat.  I can’t actually remember the price, because by this point I was just handing out money; I think we’d all given to the fact that this day was going to cost more than we originally thought.  We were shown to the boat, which almost seemed to appear, as if it had been hiding behind all the other boats on display.  The boat itself was nothing spectacular, but it was of a very similar style and standard to the other boats in the dock.  So we stepped on, ready to set off and explore the various islands, despite the dreadful weather.  The boat departed and the group continued to drink, determined to make a good thing out of a bad situation.
Luckily, the boat had a roof.  However, on this particular day, the rain did not want to let up; it was practically coming in sideways.  We huddled round, played cards and took in the mist-covered mountains as we drank.  For a moment, things were picking up.  Then we arrived at the first island, which had another charge to explore it, so we swiftly left.  Climbing the stairs up to the reception was farcical; a pipe was streaming water onto the stairs and creating a staircase waterfall, with a group of strange Western foreigners attempting to ascend it.  I say strange, because many of the locals like to stare at Westerners at the best of the times.  On this particular occasion, not only had the Westerners seemingly chosen an odd day for a boat trip, but they’d also decided to do it in shorts, flip-flops and t-shirts, apparently unaware of the weather (the real reason for shorts and flip-flops was because some of the group didn’t want their other clothes to get wet).
Anyway, suffice to say that our boat trip was somewhat of a disaster, but still, it’s one of those experiences you can look back and laugh at.  Soul-destroying yet character building?  On the bright side, the teachers from our school at Aston 3 were invited to Helena’s wedding during the same week.  Helena is a Chinese, English teacher, or in Aston terms, a CT (Chinese teacher).  Conversely, Western or foreign, English teachers are known as FTs (foreign teachers).  Her wedding was definitely an experience like no other.  On entry to a Chinese wedding you sign a register and hand over a red envelope filled with money (how much you give is completely up to you).  The important thing with formal situations such as these is to remember to hand over such gifts with two hands, as a sign of respect.  Not doing so could cause offence.
Brian, Andy, his girlfriend (Jona) and I arrived together.  The décor of the room was mainly golden and all the tables were laid out with three bottles, which were orange juice, Coca-Cola and báijiǔ, or Chinese white wine.  I may have mentioned báijiǔ before, but if I haven’t, well, it’s not wine at all.  Báijiǔ is an extremely potent alcohol, usually 50% and may be sipped or downed, depending on whom you’re drinking it with.  The wedding was due to start at midday and Chinese weddings or occasions such as this generally only last a few hours.  Therefore, I wasn’t planning on drinking, but when you’re surrounded by Chinese people encouraging you to drink with them and thanking you for coming to the wedding, it’d be rude not to.  I had two shots of the stuff and that was enough; báijiǔ isn’t the nicest tasting drink and I don’t know why someone would want to savour that taste by sipping it.  Put it down to cultural differences and tastes I guess.
Chicken feet anyone?
From an outside perspective – a Western perspective – the wedding appeared to be somewhere between tradition and a sports game.  There was an abundance of cultural differences, such as lighting fireworks prior to the ceremony to scare off evil spirits, having the bride wait in a white gazebo for the husband to collect her and a bizarre mix of both Eastern and Western music.  One pleasant thing to see was the bride and groom lifting their hands high and holding them for a few seconds in front of the crowd, representing their lives being forever bound (or at least I’m assuming that’s the reason).  One of the stranger things was the commentator, who narrated the entire proceedings.  Like I said, at times the wedding seemed like a sports game, because that was often the style of narration adopted by the speaker.  The wedding was definitely different, but it was another first here in China; it was a beautiful occasion that I was honoured to be a part of.
From left to right: Brian, the bride, the groom, myself and the bride's maid.
Another Chinese and Western first for me recently was Cinco De Mayo; a day of Mexican pride, celebrating Mexico’s unlikely victory over an invading French army.  Cinco De Mayo is largely celebrated in parts of America and Mexico.  The occasion was basically marked with a party and an abundance of fish fajitas.  I’d never had fish fajitas before, but once again, there’s a first time for everything.  It was good to see such a large group of people out on such a sunny day, as it’s not often everyone comes together.  I’m pretty sure the picture below sums it up better than I can.
One more thing: this month Xianese (Xi’an’s expat magazine) published an article of mine named Xi’an Shock.  I’ll be sure to get a photocopy or some form of it to upload on here as soon as possible.  Since its publication, I’ve also been contacted by another Xi’an blogger.  His blog is definitely worth a look if you’re remotely interested in Xi’an: http://www.notesfromxian.com/xian-web-links/